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  1. Jokes
  2. Looks vs. Talent
  3. Biggest Audiences?
  4. Stage Fright
  5. HELLO?????????
  6. screw ups on stage...
  7. first practice
  8. Which band name to choose?
  9. How Do I Get My First Gig?
  10. Describe your band
  11. Band name problem
  12. landed my first!
  13. is wash too bland?!?!
  14. just read it...
  15. Nightmare Gig Ends in Court
  16. ?!Band Name!?
  17. Other instrument stories...
  18. Conklin
  19. Nightmare Gig #2
  20. Stupid places for gigs...
  21. John's Sermon For the Day
  22. I've got me a band now!
  23. You know, Churches are the best place to practice...
  24. intresting joke.
  25. 6 strings?
  26. the cat in the hat plays a ric with no pick
  27. the pedula covered in beer - more dr seuss
  28. worst gig injuries
  29. how do you deal with sit ins?
  30. Yet another band name Problem...
  31. How Much Relief? has been moved to Setup
  32. I love it when this happens....
  33. Whew...wadda weekend!
  34. Police may be smarter than you think
  35. miss my drummer
  36. How To SIng the Blues
  37. The art of saying no
  38. Drooling guitar players
  39. Tell you funniest gig mishap
  40. Funny eBay Parody
  41. I Gotta Interesting Gig Tomorrow Nite!
  42. The funniest "musician wanted" ad you've ever read
  43. Check out this website
  44. Some truly funny gig stories, you gotta read these....
  45. Suggestions for gigless musicians
  46. Beginner's Guide to the Blues
  47. what to say to bass ignorant people
  48. The Book Of Jobbing
  49. I HAVE POWER!
  50. some amusing correspondance from MR2112
  51. Gig Coming up in Tenn.
  52. Good news for Bassists, finally
  53. OK, It's Friday 13th & it's a FULL MOON-
  54. the wierdest and funniest gig ever (including conspiricy and cross dressing)
  55. The real myth of creation... this is great!
  56. I have the best place to get a bass
  57. earache my eye
  58. HUGE Halloween PARTY SHOW
  59. Wild Gig Last Night
  60. fell off a ladder at work
  61. Peavey jokes
  62. my band's falling apart
  63. Last night was my first gig
  64. Flinch's first gig
  65. Mullet World Tour. 2 Nights only. Full recap.
  66. My gig last night (8-string envy)
  67. Too much funk?!?!
  68. Funniest audition Story
  69. CRAP GIGS?
  70. I too went to lunch today and got a...
  71. Finally!! I´m a paid mucician!!
  72. Female Bass Players [Deleted]
  73. More Jokes
  74. Is this right?
  75. ::Puke::
  76. Pay to play
  77. Where's that butt-kickin' machine?
  78. what was ur first gig like?
  79. I told them I played BASS GUITAR!!!
  80. Remark that has pissed you off the most!?
  81. Great Jokes ! Great jokes!!!!!
  82. EQ questions.
  83. TWAS THE NIGHT B4 BASSMAS
  84. Awright Mister, pull over...
  85. Worst New Year's Eve Gig
  86. ::Sigh::
  87. Funniest Audition Story, The Winner is....
  88. Chris Squire looked like a dork last night on GPTV, I love it!
  89. Check In : Who Played New Years ?
  90. My First Gig :)
  91. Wesley Willis- The funniest man alive
  92. Funny musician ads, take 2
  93. Terrible Mystery Tour
  94. At least we got paid...
  95. things rogues are good for
  96. My first gig
  97. Another first gig post!
  98. My biggest gig yet!
  99. How do *YOU* deal with a bad gig?
  100. Bad shows
  101. Joke Band?
  102. in teh spirit of jeff foxwothry... you may be a jazz cat if
  103. Born To Be Wild
  104. Why is it that.....
  105. tonight!
  106. Most overated base?
  107. 105 lies of the Rock & Roll World
  108. Sessione de Diablo
  109. Uncomfortable with a bass?
  110. last friday..
  111. JWC homecoming show!!!!
  112. Sub-culture Jokes
  113. Injuring Stories
  114. What the hell came over me?
  115. A Refreshing Experience
  116. Am I the only bassist alive that doesn't get crap for being one?
  117. Most overrated bassist?
  118. Earthquake in Seattle
  119. I want to kick my drummer in the face
  120. a gig story... ;)
  121. The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
  122. Reason to Get Mad????
  123. Last night at CBGB....
  124. I might be getting a gig at a coffee shop....
  125. How do you deal with a bad gig Part II
  126. Tell all your crazy stories!!
  127. Gig w/bad turnout!!!
  128. some techies just....
  129. Great Tone!
  130. Talent Show
  131. St. Patrick's Day Gig
  132. Filling in for a mullet
  133. drinking and playing, .....bad or........?
  134. what would a "TALK-BASS" say?
  135. Am I The Only One With Out A Band?!?!?!
  136. Fieldy Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!
  137. What's your showoff riff?
  138. Fieldy
  139. Cocky drummer problem
  140. Weird "show" gigs
  141. Freakin broken strings.
  142. More drama..... last nights gig.
  143. guitar more difficult than bass! HA!
  144. Played Out Songs In Your Town- Songs You play that no one else does....
  145. Ipacak at Battle of the Bands
  146. Keyboardist Left Hand from Hell !!!
  147. help me!!
  148. Arrested after a VERY crazy gig......
  149. stupid sound men
  150. "They Only Eat Their Young":
  151. What's the cheapest you've ever played for ?
  152. TB User names of Well known bassists
  153. When I own a mountain..
  154. anybody find guitarists awkward?
  155. Funny Comment (well, I think so anyway...)
  156. Proudest Gig Moment
  157. Busted
  158. Gig with people I don't even know and stuff....
  159. Messed up Singers/Guitarists
  160. Munji's most honorable quest
  161. Proudest gig moment, for real
  162. First Gig Have questions
  163. strange setup
  164. Ever me anyone so touchy as the female lead singer I am about to tell you about?
  165. trying out people for the band....hell on earth?
  166. How Long Did You Play Before 1st Gig?
  167. Jokes...
  168. Whats enough power in an amp for small gigs?
  169. Name of your first band
  170. Riddle Of The Day
  171. James Brown Last Night! Whoa!!!
  172. Funniest Quote Ever In Rock
  173. Played my first gig yester day
  174. US Bass
  175. What was your worst gig expirence?
  176. Feedback
  177. a
  178. My first paying gig!
  179. Most painful bass expirience?
  180. To Bass, or not to Bass
  181. Maybe you've already seen this, but...
  182. My first gig in 8 or 9 years!
  183. Open Mic Again- booooring
  184. Ever been videotaped?
  185. Kicking the ass of a major signed band
  186. Some of you guys have some Funny Attitude!
  187. first gig!
  188. Set List For Pg
  189. Funny...
  190. Bass Jokes from Iron Maiden
  191. Flea VS Iron Chef
  192. Spare Baggage
  193. Raymond's last day...
  194. girl are evil
  195. Reed's in Blue Bell PA
  196. first gig update
  197. Darn Darn Darn....AHHHHHHH....terrible gig story from last night
  198. paul mcCartney vs. bassist from Wings. whose better?
  199. Can I learn One By Metallica in 3 days?
  200. Houston TB'ers - Drive's First Gig is the 27th
  201. Play a style that is not what I want to play.
  202. the sermon for today - an oldie but a goodie
  203. Music ads- What some must have looked like.
  204. What was your BEST gig experience ?
  205. how much should we charge?......
  206. Gigs... good ones, bad ones... write experiences
  207. good< bad
  208. Quit my side band yesterday.
  209. The show was going well,and then the power went off......
  210. Am I Getting Old???
  211. Fretless.. yes. STRINGLESS...!!!!
  212. own songs at a gig
  213. Funny Little Story
  214. When bad gigs attack!
  215. Gig week from hell!
  216. Aaarggh!!!
  217. Story Time!
  218. Carry on
  219. this is funny
  220. Long Trip for gigs
  221. First gig
  222. Is this bass humor?
  223. Funny Joke about G Dubya
  224. My drummer cant play a one drop
  225. 23rd Psalm for Bassists
  226. not funny
  227. Stupid musicians....
  228. Holy jeez! I'm in it now...
  229. That gig.........
  230. Craziest Thing You've Done At A Gig?
  231. Oh no, first gig in a week's time!!!
  232. Straight faced?
  233. I found Heaven
  234. Best improvisation during a gig..
  235. LOL! This one always cracks me up!
  236. WORST Night of my life!
  237. Even Worse Night Of My Life!
  238. Pull that thing over!
  239. i took off the "well at least it wasnt a shotgun"
  240. Best Gig Ever / Band's First Gig --- Open Mic!!!
  241. Notice
  242. Why did the chicken Cross the road??? Hmmm.....
  243. patting myself on the back
  244. Never been used..sounds great!
  245. Gig Calendar.....
  246. Went on a sales call, laid down a bass track...
  247. Fun Fun
  248. Living Colour at The Forum, London
  249. Free Concerts Kick A**!!!! (post for mostly canadians)
  250. How to tell if someone isn't a real bass player